texas is not my country

i've come to the conclusion that i'm neither liberal nor conservative

conservatives exploit every god damn resource they can get their filthy hands on

liberals promote conservation.....bull shit! that only slows exploitation....yeah no that won't roll in texas

exploitation is for losers, conservation is ridiculous....and texas is not my country

i'm definitely a preservative....the kind that makes america last forever.....but not texas, word is they eat preservatives in texas, and they shoot zebras too